Tuesday, February 24, 2015

The motions of payday weekend and feeling like a boss...


Splash out on a posh breakfast. Of course I'll buy one Pret croissant when I could get two in Tesco's for less - I've been paid.

It's just fact that lunch now consists of an M&S sandwich and a Starbucks coffee.

Of course the Friday drinks are on you. Your sub-conscious reminds you, you will regret this in week 4, but hey, drinks. More drinks. Doh!

Asda who?! It's all about a Saturday Ocado delivery.

None of this Simple malarkey. I am an independent female who has just been paid, it's Estee Lauder or nothing.

It's the last day of the month and you start to think you can rule the world. Then reality sinks in and all your bills come out on the 1st.

You come to the realisation that you've spent all you have on Pret breakfasts, Waitrose tomato soup, Primark ballet flats in rainbow colours and a bathroom cabinet of Estee Lauder cosmetics.

Panic sets in and you frantically try sell your life on Ebay to supplement the next three weeks.

Then, you can't wish the next three weeks along quick enough. 

When is payday again!?!?


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